Box Score! Last Week at the Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ (Week Ending 10/19/14)

Box Score! Last Week at the Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ (Week Ending 10/19/14)

Doc here with last week’s Box Score from my good friends at the awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ.

I was another busy week at one of the Good Doctor’s favorite adult theater facilities in the entire country.

BNA offers a great variety of things from this thing of ours, and as the weather cools down for Fall, things heat up.

Here are the stats for Berlin News for the week ending 10/19/14:

Male/Female Couples: 55
Single Ladies: 7
T-Gurls: 15

There are some very cool things coming soon to the awesome Berlin News Agency. The Good Doctor will keep you up to date on what those cool things will be right here at The Journal, your one stop shop for this thing our ours.


Credit: Dr. Emilio Lizardo’s Journal Of Adult Theaters

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International Couple’s Flash Report! Katie X at Fantasy Video in London, England – Part 1 (w/PICS)

International Couple's Flash Report! Katie X at Fantasy Video in London, England - Part 1 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say enjoys bangers for breakfast, with a special treat for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Our long-time friend Katie X has submitted Part 1 of a new dynamite International Couple’s Flash Report, and here it is in all it’s glory.

As our London correspondent, The Good Doctor relies on her insight into what is going on with the adult theater scene in the UK.

So ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome back to the very sexy and VERY naughty Katie X!


Hi Doc,

I though I would give you a report on my latest trip to Fantasy Video in London, and probably my last there. The locals have successfully lobbied to have the place closed down, so sadly I will now have to look further afield to satisfy my urge for this thing of ours.

Katie X
During a Visit to Fantasy Video Years Ago
My hubby was unable to join me on this trip but I was lucky enough to be accompanied by a friend, Anton who really knows how to treat a girl like me. He’s a broad-shouldered Italian with a big cock that I met in a bondage dungeon years ago. As per my usual routine, we started with a couple of pints at the Old Red Lion pub to help warm me up for my session. Anton is a bit of a sadistic bastard and he told me that I wasn’t going to be allowed to leave the cinema while I could still walk straight. This immediately made me wet.

We made our way across to the cinema at about 4 o’clock in the afternoon. It was a Saturday. I was in my cinema uniform of black high heels, black lacey knickers, black t-shirt dress and small tan coat. The dress is really not much more than a tshirt stretched over my hips. It plunges in front of my tits and only just covers the bottom of my panties from the back. That’s why I wear a little coat over the top in public.

I checked my coat at the front door and we descended the stairs into the darkness. I absolutely love this place. It’s so seedy. There are (were!) two cinemas in the complex and men are always walking from one to another, often with their cocks in their hands. The whole place smells of disinfectant and the muted moans of porn sluts echoes out from each of the screens.
Katie X

We reached the bottom of the stairs, me in front and Anton behind me when a guy exited one of the rooms to cross to the other. He has his cock out and Anton caught the guy’s eye, nodded almost imperceptibly, and directed me onto my knees in the corridor. ‘Start here’, he said. And so I did. We hadn’t been in the place more than 60 seconds and I was already on my knees in the darkness with a rock-hard cock plunged down my throat. This was going to be a great day.

I couldn’t tell you much about the guy I was blowing, other than he was a more mature gent with a nice, smooth, medium-sized cock. And it was hard. Rock hard and at attention. At first I don’t think he could believe his luck, but he soon warmed to his task, and I to mine. After licking him slippery and getting him really firm, I looked up and said ‘fuck my mouth like it’s a cunt’. For some reason, this always gets guys excited. I’ve no idea why. He bunched up my hair in one hand and proceeded to do exactly as instructed. He absolutely pounded my face, pushing his cock as far as it would go down my throat. My nose buried into his pubic hair as he held me in place momentarily, before continuing his assault on my mouth with vigor.

This proceeded for a few minutes, with me being allowed up for air every now and then. Anton watched approvingly before the guy looked up at him and asked, ‘does she swallow?’ Anton nodded and said what I always love to hear. ‘It does.’ Fuck I love a good dom! My new friend really worked up a stroke now, and I could fell the tension in his shaft rise to deliver me what I deserved. Again, he held me in place as he grunted and pumped his sperm directly into my stomach. Wad after wad of that beautiful, molten jizz forced its way down my throat. Thank fuck for a well-trained gag reflex.

Katie X

As his climax retreated, my man removed his cock from my mouth and smeared his spit-and-sperm covered rod over my willing face. He’d taken Anton’s cue very well. I heard someone say, ‘oh fuck’ and realized there were a couple of guys standing around stroking their cocks and watching the performance. I thought I was going to be put to work right there and then but Anton helped me to my feet and said, ‘don’t worry gentlemen, it’s going to be here all night’ as he slid his hand between the legs. ‘And I can tell you it’s very ready for service,’ he said with a smile.

I was directed to the end of the corridor and into the men’s toilets. The brightly lit, white tied room made for a stark contrast. ‘You’re going to be my unpaid whore tonight, do you understand?’ Anton said as he grabbed and squeezed my face. Through my distorted lips I replied meekly, ‘yes’. Anton held his grip and slid his hand down the front of my dress and worked it into my panties. He started to masturbate me as he brought his face closer to me ear. His voice lowered. ‘You are a whore. An object for use. You will take whatever you are given. You are not to refuse any cock for the night, no matter how old, large or small. Tonight you are going to be humiliated. Men will leave here tonight and masturbate for the rest of their lives thinking of you. Thinking of the filthy slut they met and fucked in a porn cinema.’

I started to shake as an orgasm rose up in me. He stopped working my clit and held his hand firmly on my stomach. ‘You are not here for your enjoyment. You are here for mine. You don’t come until I tell you that you can.’ He pulled my dress down and lead me back out into the darkened corridor. I was almost faint with anticipation…

~End of Part One~


Doc here again… Many, many thanks to Katie X on this new report from London. We will be waiting for Part 2 with baited breath!


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Flash Report! H-Man at The Art Cinema in Hartford on 10/17/14

Flash Report! H-Man at The Art Cinema in Hartford on 10/17/14

Doc here, a man who some say spent three months on a fishing boat in the North Atlantic, even though he neither swim nor likes fish, with a Flash Report from Hartford’s mighty Art Cinema.
Senior reporter H-Man hit The Art this past Friday night, 10/17, and has filed this report.
Take it away, H-Man!
Good evening Doc!!
Hope this message finds you well!! It has been a little over three weeks since I last visited the #1 Art Cinema! After viewing and experiencing the AMAZING “Back-to-School Party” first-hand, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I did hope for the best and maybe there would be a surprise waiting for me.
Last Friday, I decided it was that time again…time to visit our favorite theater…THE ART! So I revved up the “black SUV with the tinted windows” and headed north with my trusty notebook and pen in tow. I arrived a little after seven and was quickly welcomed by Ernie and Nik (great guys and excellent hosts.) We caught up on some small talk and the nights since “the party.” We all agreed it was the best one yet and it was a huge success!! It seems that the party did increase the couple’s attendance on Saturday evenings and that new couples were gracing the ART! Management is looking forward to the “Halloween Party” and preparing for the big night! There will be goody bags for the first 40 couples that attend, fright lights, the full balcony is now permanently open, two new digital DVD players, 2 new fans to keep the “body heat” in check, and increased (respectful) security to keep things orderly.
The Art Cinema
After the updates, I made my way to the main floor. There were about a half dozen couples up in the balcony this night with a dozen or so males on the main floor. There was very little action on either front (although two couples did make their way to the “blue lights” in the front balcony.) To the delight and excitement of the gathered men below, the two couples did put on a show for all to see.
Breasts were hanging over the railing, men pounding their partners doggy style and even a short female on female scene ensued. Nipples were sucked and pussies licked and those sweet sounds of pleasure echoed throughout the theater. That had the men moaning, groaning, and stroking fast and furious. Although being coaxed and encouraged to make their way down, neither made it to the main floor, to the dismay of many. So there were many men that were straining their necks to watch the activities above.
Before long, the balcony was down to a few couples and action was coming to end early. As you have told all of your readers be patient….well I must say, I was patient but nothing happened on this Friday night. I think (hope) many are waiting and anticipating the frenzy that will occur on October 25thThe Halloween Party. The bar was set very high a month ago and I hope all those who attended will return for a second showing! Imagine the “good witch” cumming to the party with just her cape on and ….nothing else!!!!!! What a thought!
After two and half hours, I decided it was time to head south. I have to get my costume ready for next week! Oh, what too be??? I am anticipating a “blow out”…and some crazy scenes!
In the meantime, stay well! Keep those posts and reports cumming…oops!
Doc here again… Many thank to H-Man for another solid Flash Report from The Art Cinema. Also, as a reminder, this Saturday (10/25) brings The Art Cinema’s Halloween Party, starting at 7pm! Put on your sexiest and scariest costumes and hit The Art for a great night.

Credit: Dr. Emilio Lizardo’s Journal Of Adult Theaters

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Cards Fall on the Bad Luck Side.

Cards Fall on the Bad Luck Side.

Unfortunately, our St. Louis Cardinals did not make it out of SF this week.  Time to pack up all that Cardinal Nation passion for next year.  Thus ends my interest in sports for awhile.  Told you I was a Fair Weather Fan!

I do enjoy the fact that the KC Royals are going to the Big Show.  I wish our I-70 neighbors Good Luck and avoid the No Joy in Mudville that we have had recently.

I have been getting reports of a Hot Spot developing over in St. Charles – New Release Video.  There has been several posts on CL about hookups.  As well as a post on the Gloryholefunstl Yahoo Group by a verified contributor, describing a nice encounter with a hot gal in a Cardinal Jersey.  Awesome!

This was a mid-week adventure which is very unusual for the ABS/Theater scenes.  I will have to check it out and report back on my discoveries. Sorry, but I did not venture out this week to the Eastside or other locations. There was vanilla crap that I had to work on instead. BUMMER!!!!

The only adventure experienced this week was a drive in the country to look at the changing of the leaves. Stopped for lunch at the winery and had a bit of outdoor fun with the SGF.  Oh the smell and feel of Autumn’s love is always great for the soul.


The ‘Scroguard’ Is a Real Thing

By Matt Bingham October 6, 2014

A ‘scrotal condom’ has been developed to cover the entire crotch area during sex, to lower the risk of catching sexually transmitted infections (STIs).

Scroguard is worn with a condom and reduces skin on skin contact, lowering the risk of catching infections like herpes or genital warts which are transmitted through contact with skin.

It has been designed people who want extra ‘peace of mind’, men with a high sex drive who enjoy sexual variety and couples and individuals who ‘love to swing’, developers said.

According to the official Scroguard website, this is how it works:

Scroguard™ is the first product sold in the U.S. that is designed to cover the skin in the genital area that is not covered by a condom. It is worn with any condom to reduce skin-to-skin contact in the typically uncovered scrotum and pubic region.

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With all the ebola and other contagious diseases out there now, I am considering a full HazMat Suit!

Government employees could be banned from watching porn on work computers under proposed bill as EPA worker gets busted with more than 7,000 files

By Mail Online Reporter – Published: 5 October 2014

A newly proposed bill could ban government workers from watching porn on their office computers in the wake of the revelation that thousands of pieces of pornographic content were downloaded to Environmental Protection Agency computers this May.

The bill was introduced by Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina, a Republican, on the last day before Congress’ fall recess.

If the bill is passed it ‘would require the Office of Management of Budget to issue guidelines to prohibit porn watching on federal computers.’

The Daily Dot reports that the Washington Post contacted an OMB spokesperson who said such a restriction has yet to be passed, though they were ‘looking into it.’

The Post noted that the bill is called the Eliminating Pornography from Agencies Act.

That the acronym is the same as the Environmental Protection Agency’s is no accident.

In May, an investigation found an EPA employee had downloaded and viewed over 7,000 pieces of pornography on government computers.

The unidentified employee spent two to six hours a day watching porn at work on their computer, EPA Deputy Assistant Inspector General for Investigations Allan Williams told reporters.

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What! No Porn at work!  What else can you do with all that free time?

For Sale: $2.5 Million Wooden Dildo

Published on October 16th, 2014

CHISASIBI, Canada – Collectors of First Nations art who enjoy sex toys have an opportunity to combine their passions … but only if they’ve got deep pockets.

A purported Canadian First Nations artist who calls himself Max is offering what he calls a one-of-a-kind, hand-carved representation of the Cree spirit Kyynmwahpptby, “the ever watchful good spirit to help you see all positive things in life.” The piece — reportedly nine years in the making and measuring 19 inches long by four inches wide at the base — is sculpted of wood and hand-painted in traditional Native American colors.

It resembles a tattooed, erect penis. In fact, the title on Max’s eBay listing is “Wood Sculpture Native Spirit Kyynmwahppt, Art, Dildo, sexy, penis.”

The asking price? U.S. $2.5 million, plus an additional U.S. $962 for shipping.  Max offers several other spirit sculptures, including the female spirit Chtiwootookit, the Spirit of Greatness (which for some reason has no native name) and the spirit Kiwanootook. The latter two evidently are male spirits, because Max describes each not only as a penis, but also as a cock. The starting bids on these three items range from U.S. $9.99 to U.S. $125.

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Wowsers! Talk about your Morning Wood!

Giant inflatable ‘sex toy’ sculpture in Paris is meant to be a Christmas tree

16 October 2014

This inflatable “Christmas tree” erected in Paris is making passers-by feel a little uncomfortable.

The 80ft-high object is raising eyebrows because of its uncanny resemblance to a sex toy, but is actually an installation by American artist Paul McCarthy.

Simply called “Tree”, it is towering over the Place Vendome as part of a contemporary art fair.

McCarthy, who is no stranger to controversy, designed the piece specifically for the “Fiac” festival but it has not been taken well by some critics.  Giant inflatable ‘Christmas tree’ appears to have been vandalised overnight on Friday, hours after its creator admitted being partly inspired by a joke about an anal sex toy.

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Giant Green Butt Plug you say…hmmmm. Does your Green Giant Corn taste funny lately?

Tokyo cops bust school-girl sniff parlor in Takadanobaba

By Brett Bull on October 17, 2014

OKYO (TR) – Tokyo Metropolitan Police on Thursday announced the bust of a parlor in Shinjuku Ward that allows male customers to sniff odors of female school girls in private rooms, reports TBS News (Oct. 16).

Officers took Keiten Izuchi, the 33-year-old manager of parlor Pure Doll JK Community, and one other employee into custody for allegedly employing minors in violation of the Labor Standards Act by allowing a male customer smell the body of a 17-year-old girl employee attired in her underwear on October 2.

Pure Doll JK Community, located near JR Takadanobaba Station, is a so-called joshi kosei, or high-school girl (abbreviated as “JK“), parlor in which the female employees change clothing in what is termred “costume play,” or cosplay.

In recent years, police have been cracking down on such parlors in the Akihabara district of Chiyoda Ward.

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Jap Sex is just weird.


 Time to Mug the Tooth Fairy and bring those Quarter to…


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I was dating a up and coming singer who was kinky as all get out.  M was a light mulatto with a fine set of lungs (Breasts!) and a silky skinned ass.   M did remind me of a young Halle Barry.

Our relationship was purely sexual in nature.  We fucked all over the place.   She was adventurous enough that I thought that I would try her out on theater sex.  Now I had it in mind to visit the Colony with her, but thought that may have been too much for her first time out of the gate.  So, I settled on Award Video.  AV had created the couples theater downstairs with benches and carpet.  It definitely was a lot better than the smashup they have now.  M was excited to see what happens in these places.  We paid and was buzzed downstairs.

We found the theater quite full of couples in various stages of undressed fun.   I guided M to a bench on the side to watch the action.  She was squirming in her seat with horny excitement.  M  had worn a loose blouse, no bra and a leather mini with a thong just to tease.  Her wardrobe selection was my idea for quick access during theater sex.  I played with M’s wet pussy under the mini as we watched couples swapping off across the room.

A woman next to us asked if she could sample M’s pussy. Oh yes M moaned.  The woman was a soccer mom type, but nicely built.  She stripped her top off and knelt down in front of M.  I helped her spread M’s legs and watched this PTA lady lap that kitty with all her heart.  Her husband scooted closer on the other side and asked if he may play with M’s tits.  I said yes and help pull her top off.  As he licked and nibbled on that side, I was mimicking the actions on my side.  All this sensory input overwhelmed M and she screamed her biggest O to date. 

As soon as M had relaxed from that massive orgasm, she thank the couple and said it was only fair to return the favor.  M got the woman to trade places with her.  I knew that M had bi experience, but the way she went at that woman’s pussy, she must have been very experienced.  The hubby and I repeated our tit worship on his lady as M munched away.  The hubby stood up and pull out his cock to feed the wifey.  Feeling the need to get something hot on my boner.  I decided to fuck M doggy style.  I pulled out my cock and knelt behind M.  Her pussy was so wet and burning with desire.

As I sunk my rod deep into her tight twat, M was moaning loudly into the woman’s clit.   The four of us was locked into this tableaux for quite awhile.  As the woman had her fifth orgasm, her hubby shot his load all over her tits.  M and I moved back to the benches where she straddled me and fucked away.  I laid back and was soon visited by another couple.  They were barely legal to be in the theater.  She was a nymph like in statue.  Her tits were barely bumps with small nipples on top.   She asked if I would eat her if she straddled my face.  Gee, not too sure about that…..Oh why not.

The nymph lowered her sweet pussy over my face and loved my tongue action on her clit.   I could tell that N was kissing M’s nipples and they were playing while using me for a fuck toy.  Yeah!!!  The dude was not in sight, but I knew he was close to the action somewhere.  After awhile like this, N asked M if they could change up.

M laid down on the bench and N moved into a  soixante-neuf position.  Her dude moved up and slid his cock into N, fucking her while M was licking her clit.  Not to be left out, I slid my cock into M and felt N’s tongue work my shaft as I fucked away at M’s hot cunt.  The dude did not last long before he shot his wad.   M stated later that she would not have continued the position if the dude had not been wearing a condom.  She did not want to go that far. 

N was quite happy to stay in this position, but since the dude was done, she reluctantly got up to dress and leave.  M was quite happy with this first outing.   We sat back and watched the others as we rested up from the last encounter.  M played with my cock as we sat there and watch a girl get double banged on a bench.   Two women were sharing a cock on the other side of the room.  One couple was just fucking away like it was their bedroom.  M told me that this was the most excited she had ever been.

Things soon were winding down, guys were cumming one right after the other.  Gals were getting saddle sore and stopping.  M experienced another great pussy eating with another woman, but declined any offers from the guys.  M said that she only wanted my cock for the evening.    She knew that I had quite a load built up and was wanting it.    M knelt between my legs and was sucking my cock with all her might.   She would take my cock out of her mouth long enough to beg for me to cum on her face.

That was it for me, I stood up and let her coax a full load out of my balls.  I fired massive amounts of cum all over her face to dribble down her front.  She was fully splattered with my juices.  That sight sent the last couple fucking completely overboard.   I will always keep that mental snapshot of M kneeling in an Adult Theater, covered with my cum from her hair down to the curly peppercorns of her cunt. 


Keep up with the fast and furious reports that my good friend, Dr. Emilio Lizardo (@LizardoJournal) continues to post on the 2.0 Experience:


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