Unfortunately, our St. Louis Cardinals did not make it out of SF this week. Time to pack up all that Cardinal Nation passion for next year. Thus ends my interest in sports for awhile. Told you I was a Fair Weather Fan!
I do enjoy the fact that the KC Royals are going to the Big Show. I wish our I-70 neighbors Good Luck and avoid the No Joy in Mudville that we have had recently.
I have been getting reports of a Hot Spot developing over in St. Charles – New Release Video. There has been several posts on CL about hookups. As well as a post on the Gloryholefunstl Yahoo Group by a verified contributor, describing a nice encounter with a hot gal in a Cardinal Jersey. Awesome!
This was a mid-week adventure which is very unusual for the ABS/Theater scenes. I will have to check it out and report back on my discoveries. Sorry, but I did not venture out this week to the Eastside or other locations. There was vanilla crap that I had to work on instead. BUMMER!!!!
The only adventure experienced this week was a drive in the country to look at the changing of the leaves. Stopped for lunch at the winery and had a bit of outdoor fun with the SGF. Oh the smell and feel of Autumn’s love is always great for the soul.
The ‘Scroguard’ Is a Real Thing
By Matt Bingham October 6, 2014
A ‘scrotal condom’ has been developed to cover the entire crotch area during sex, to lower the risk of catching sexually transmitted infections (STIs).
Scroguard is worn with a condom and reduces skin on skin contact, lowering the risk of catching infections like herpes or genital warts which are transmitted through contact with skin.
It has been designed people who want extra ‘peace of mind’, men with a high sex drive who enjoy sexual variety and couples and individuals who ‘love to swing’, developers said.
According to the official Scroguard website, this is how it works:
Scroguard™ is the first product sold in the U.S. that is designed to cover the skin in the genital area that is not covered by a condom. It is worn with any condom to reduce skin-to-skin contact in the typically uncovered scrotum and pubic region.
Read More: http://tinyurl.com/kxxwbqy
With all the ebola and other contagious diseases out there now, I am considering a full HazMat Suit!
Government employees could be banned from watching porn on work computers under proposed bill as EPA worker gets busted with more than 7,000 files
By Mail Online Reporter – Published: 5 October 2014
A newly proposed bill could ban government workers from watching porn on their office computers in the wake of the revelation that thousands of pieces of pornographic content were downloaded to Environmental Protection Agency computers this May.
The bill was introduced by Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina, a Republican, on the last day before Congress’ fall recess.
If the bill is passed it ‘would require the Office of Management of Budget to issue guidelines to prohibit porn watching on federal computers.’
The Daily Dot reports that the Washington Post contacted an OMB spokesperson who said such a restriction has yet to be passed, though they were ‘looking into it.’
The Post noted that the bill is called the Eliminating Pornography from Agencies Act.
That the acronym is the same as the Environmental Protection Agency’s is no accident.
In May, an investigation found an EPA employee had downloaded and viewed over 7,000 pieces of pornography on government computers.
The unidentified employee spent two to six hours a day watching porn at work on their computer, EPA Deputy Assistant Inspector General for Investigations Allan Williams told reporters.
Read more: http://tinyurl.com/m3j66x2
What! No Porn at work! What else can you do with all that free time?
For Sale: $2.5 Million Wooden Dildo
Published on October 16th, 2014
CHISASIBI, Canada – Collectors of First Nations art who enjoy sex toys have an opportunity to combine their passions … but only if they’ve got deep pockets.
A purported Canadian First Nations artist who calls himself Max is offering what he calls a one-of-a-kind, hand-carved representation of the Cree spirit Kyynmwahpptby, “the ever watchful good spirit to help you see all positive things in life.” The piece — reportedly nine years in the making and measuring 19 inches long by four inches wide at the base — is sculpted of wood and hand-painted in traditional Native American colors.
It resembles a tattooed, erect penis. In fact, the title on Max’s eBay listing is “Wood Sculpture Native Spirit Kyynmwahppt, Art, Dildo, sexy, penis.”
The asking price? U.S. $2.5 million, plus an additional U.S. $962 for shipping. Max offers several other spirit sculptures, including the female spirit Chtiwootookit, the Spirit of Greatness (which for some reason has no native name) and the spirit Kiwanootook. The latter two evidently are male spirits, because Max describes each not only as a penis, but also as a cock. The starting bids on these three items range from U.S. $9.99 to U.S. $125.
Read more: http://tinyurl.com/m35n72s
Wowsers! Talk about your Morning Wood!
Giant inflatable ‘sex toy’ sculpture in Paris is meant to be a Christmas tree
16 October 2014
This inflatable “Christmas tree” erected in Paris is making passers-by feel a little uncomfortable.
The 80ft-high object is raising eyebrows because of its uncanny resemblance to a sex toy, but is actually an installation by American artist Paul McCarthy.
Simply called “Tree”, it is towering over the Place Vendome as part of a contemporary art fair.
McCarthy, who is no stranger to controversy, designed the piece specifically for the “Fiac” festival but it has not been taken well by some critics. Giant inflatable ‘Christmas tree’ appears to have been vandalised overnight on Friday, hours after its creator admitted being partly inspired by a joke about an anal sex toy.
Read more: http://tinyurl.com/mrlcb2r
Giant Green Butt Plug you say…hmmmm. Does your Green Giant Corn taste funny lately?
Tokyo cops bust school-girl sniff parlor in Takadanobaba
By Brett Bull on October 17, 2014
OKYO (TR) – Tokyo Metropolitan Police on Thursday announced the bust of a parlor in Shinjuku Ward that allows male customers to sniff odors of female school girls in private rooms, reports TBS News (Oct. 16).
Officers took Keiten Izuchi, the 33-year-old manager of parlor Pure Doll JK Community, and one other employee into custody for allegedly employing minors in violation of the Labor Standards Act by allowing a male customer smell the body of a 17-year-old girl employee attired in her underwear on October 2.
Pure Doll JK Community, located near JR Takadanobaba Station, is a so-called joshi kosei, or high-school girl (abbreviated as “JK“), parlor in which the female employees change clothing in what is termred “costume play,” or cosplay.
In recent years, police have been cracking down on such parlors in the Akihabara district of Chiyoda Ward.
Read more: http://tinyurl.com/puh6swg
Jap Sex is just weird.
Time to Mug the Tooth Fairy and bring those Quarter to…
I was dating a up and coming singer who was kinky as all get out. M was a light mulatto with a fine set of lungs (Breasts!) and a silky skinned ass. M did remind me of a young Halle Barry.
Our relationship was purely sexual in nature. We fucked all over the place. She was adventurous enough that I thought that I would try her out on theater sex. Now I had it in mind to visit the Colony with her, but thought that may have been too much for her first time out of the gate. So, I settled on Award Video. AV had created the couples theater downstairs with benches and carpet. It definitely was a lot better than the smashup they have now. M was excited to see what happens in these places. We paid and was buzzed downstairs.
We found the theater quite full of couples in various stages of undressed fun. I guided M to a bench on the side to watch the action. She was squirming in her seat with horny excitement. M had worn a loose blouse, no bra and a leather mini with a thong just to tease. Her wardrobe selection was my idea for quick access during theater sex. I played with M’s wet pussy under the mini as we watched couples swapping off across the room.
A woman next to us asked if she could sample M’s pussy. Oh yes M moaned. The woman was a soccer mom type, but nicely built. She stripped her top off and knelt down in front of M. I helped her spread M’s legs and watched this PTA lady lap that kitty with all her heart. Her husband scooted closer on the other side and asked if he may play with M’s tits. I said yes and help pull her top off. As he licked and nibbled on that side, I was mimicking the actions on my side. All this sensory input overwhelmed M and she screamed her biggest O to date.
As soon as M had relaxed from that massive orgasm, she thank the couple and said it was only fair to return the favor. M got the woman to trade places with her. I knew that M had bi experience, but the way she went at that woman’s pussy, she must have been very experienced. The hubby and I repeated our tit worship on his lady as M munched away. The hubby stood up and pull out his cock to feed the wifey. Feeling the need to get something hot on my boner. I decided to fuck M doggy style. I pulled out my cock and knelt behind M. Her pussy was so wet and burning with desire.
As I sunk my rod deep into her tight twat, M was moaning loudly into the woman’s clit. The four of us was locked into this tableaux for quite awhile. As the woman had her fifth orgasm, her hubby shot his load all over her tits. M and I moved back to the benches where she straddled me and fucked away. I laid back and was soon visited by another couple. They were barely legal to be in the theater. She was a nymph like in statue. Her tits were barely bumps with small nipples on top. She asked if I would eat her if she straddled my face. Gee, not too sure about that…..Oh why not.
The nymph lowered her sweet pussy over my face and loved my tongue action on her clit. I could tell that N was kissing M’s nipples and they were playing while using me for a fuck toy. Yeah!!! The dude was not in sight, but I knew he was close to the action somewhere. After awhile like this, N asked M if they could change up.
M laid down on the bench and N moved into a soixante-neuf position. Her dude moved up and slid his cock into N, fucking her while M was licking her clit. Not to be left out, I slid my cock into M and felt N’s tongue work my shaft as I fucked away at M’s hot cunt. The dude did not last long before he shot his wad. M stated later that she would not have continued the position if the dude had not been wearing a condom. She did not want to go that far.
N was quite happy to stay in this position, but since the dude was done, she reluctantly got up to dress and leave. M was quite happy with this first outing. We sat back and watched the others as we rested up from the last encounter. M played with my cock as we sat there and watch a girl get double banged on a bench. Two women were sharing a cock on the other side of the room. One couple was just fucking away like it was their bedroom. M told me that this was the most excited she had ever been.
Things soon were winding down, guys were cumming one right after the other. Gals were getting saddle sore and stopping. M experienced another great pussy eating with another woman, but declined any offers from the guys. M said that she only wanted my cock for the evening. She knew that I had quite a load built up and was wanting it. M knelt between my legs and was sucking my cock with all her might. She would take my cock out of her mouth long enough to beg for me to cum on her face.
That was it for me, I stood up and let her coax a full load out of my balls. I fired massive amounts of cum all over her face to dribble down her front. She was fully splattered with my juices. That sight sent the last couple fucking completely overboard. I will always keep that mental snapshot of M kneeling in an Adult Theater, covered with my cum from her hair down to the curly peppercorns of her cunt.
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